Seven things that were better Tuesday night than the passing thrill of watching AJ Pierzynski getting drilled:
*Justin Morneau going deep once and almost twice, finishing the night with a homer, two doubles and four RBI. Also watching him share a laugh with third-base Coach Scott Ullger when Ullger (wisely) held Morneau at third base on a two-out single in the fifth and the Twins already ahead by eight. The hockey instincts coulda been ugly when colliding with a fully-geared catcher.